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Please refrain from peer pressuring Santa Baby into hurrying down the chimney tonight. Thank you.
MTV’s inspiration for “I Just Want My Pants Back”.
Girl One: Uhhh..who’s the new boy?
Girl Two: I don’t know..I think he said his name’s Ru Paul or something.
Courtney better not win The Bachelor. I’m serious.
Every bro has to do this when they’re pledging a playgroup. Yesterday, the pledges had to chug 10 bottles and swallow cheddar goldfish whole.
See. Not all men like cougars.
She was probably really good at “Duck Hunt”.
Reaction to this season of American Idol.
And when she turned 7, Amy Winehouse discovered makeup. 8, drugs.
And all of her Monopoly money was spent on Coke.
I heard she drank so much juice at the party that she passed out in the bathroom, half naked. #whitegirlproblems
CAMP BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN: Where Boys Become Men.
So is this Chip or Dale?
Let these kids inside! They’ve gotta yabba dabba doo.
C’mon, Emily Rose. Time for bed.